Funny Things to Say in a Letter to an Ex
Dumped by pizza box: The most hilarious ways to tell your partner it's over
- Heartbreak pizza just one of many creative break-ups compiled online
- Another artistic ex-love drew picture of giraffe in letter to spurned girlfriend
- Wantaway partners also used billboards and personal ads to end romances
They say the way to a loved one's heart is through their stomach. But someone found food was the way to break a heart, too.
'I'm breaking up with you' probably wasn't what the recipient expected to find when they opened the pizza delivery, which came with a side of heartbreak.
The pizza is just one of the creative ways wantaway partners have found to tell their spurned loves they are ending their relationships, as shown in a compilation of break-up letters posted online which includes letters, personal ads and even a billboard.
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The pizza that came with a topping of bad news was posted on Imgur by Kansas12
Hopefully Janet won't mind how happy the boy in the drawing looks, as ZF writes: 'I am having a tough time describing my feelings. So I drew a picture of me riding a giraffe, instead'
Their pizza-ordering partner clearly hoped the steaming hot 10-slice pizza would cushion the blow of them cooling the relationship, while the words 'DIG IN' printed on the box encouraged comfort eating.
The heartbreak pizza was posted to Imgur by user Kansas12 , who captioned it: 'Best breakup ever!' So hopefully the bad news delivery didn't give the dumped partner indigestion as well as heartache.
The pizza is not the only creative way of saying goodbye, according to a collection of ridiculous letters compiled by t he Huffington Post .
One, posted to Buzzfeed , shows a cheery drawing of a man riding a giraffe.
But reading the text makes it clear that the recipient Janet might not have been too thrilled with the sketch.
'I think we should break up,' it read. 'I would tell you why, but I am having a tough time describing my feelings.
'So I drew a picture of me riding a giraffe, instead. Sorry, ZF.'
And then there was the personals ad that got incredibly personal, telling Kevin Maxey that the 'game is over as of Dec 9' and instructing Kevin to never call again.
A very personal ad: Kevin found out things were over when every other reader did
The relationship that lost its bounce: 'Dear Erin, you are like sunshine in the rain. Your smile is better than 100,000,000 sparkly trampolines. So, it is with deep regret that I must inform you that I think we should cut our relationship short'
The force was no longer with Jessica's relationship, despite the romantic notion that: 'I want to crawl up inside you. Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun'
One letter, posted t o Flickr by Er in Meagan, suggested that the relationship had lost its bounce.
'Dear Erin, you are like sunshine in the rain. Your smile is better than 100,000,000 sparkly trampolines.
'So, it is with deep regret that I must inform you that I think we should cut our relationship short.'
A Star Wars-themed missive suggests that the force was no longer with Jessica's relationship, despite the romantic notion that: 'I want to crawl up inside you. Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his Tauntaun'
Republican tendencies did it for Dave in this letter from Beth, who can't resist a dig at her former beau's anatomy. 'I wish I could say I wanted to remain friends. I don't'
This break-up note was found on the street by Flickr user Mystical_Jello. She wrote: 'Steve, whoever you are, be a man a break-up face to face. The crossed out "love" is such a nice touch'
This angry letter writer couldn't seem to decide if she was more angry about the ex-girlfriend pictures or that her partner had dated someone she didn't find attractive
'Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn't leave his son to die at the end of Return of the Jedi', the lovelorn sci-fi fan writes.
But perhaps Jessica was unimpressed that her admirer forgot that it was actually Han Solo who put Luke inside the belly of the dead Tauntaun.
The collection of ridiculous break-up letters goes to show that, if heart break is on the cards, at least you've got the evidence to remind yourself why it's probably for the best.
Sadly, this one was too good to be true. The New York Times reported, the billboard, seemingly paid for by wronged wife Emily, was part of a marketing campaign by Court TV for the show Parco P.I.
It took two sticky notes to break the bad news to Brenda: 'This isn't working. You know it. I know it. I moved out. Goodbye - Mark. P.S. I took the dog, he hates you'
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